Health Important Notice

1)Reduce volume of tea;
2)Do not eat bread which JUST toasted;
3)Get a distance from charger;
4)Drink more water at the morning, less in the night;
5)Do not drink coffee twice a day;
6)Reduce volume of oily food;
7)Best sleeping time is from 10 at night to 6 at the morning;
8)Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm;
9)Do not take alcohol more than a cup daily;
10)Do not take capsule with cool water;
11)Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping;
12)8 hours lack of sleep will make a person stupid;
13)People who get used of napping will not get old easily;
14)If you can't get on early morning runs, 5-8 at the afternoon is a great time for jogging;
15)When battery left last grid, do not answer the phone. The radiation is 1000 times;
16)Answer the phone by left ear. It'll spoil your brain directly by using right ear;
17)Do not use earphone for long time. Rest your ear awhile after 1 hour.

The notice to be share with my friend and everyone that read my blog..
May Allah Bless You..Amin

Top Isues in University Malaysia Pahang (UMP)

UMP a.k.a. Kuktem menghadapi masalah yang sangat besar dan berat sehingga menyebabkan student meluahkan kemarahan mereka di e-community
E-community UMP merupakan medium bagi staff, lecture dan student menyampaikan sebarang information berkaitan dengan kelab, persatuan, pendidikan dan segala perkara yang formal di UMP ini.
Kesannya e-community UMP xmampu menampung lambakan memo tersebut sehingga menyebabkan E-community down.
Bermula daripada saudara H**** yang meluahkan ketidakadilan yang berlaku ketika Pak Guard UMP memarahi beliau supaya memakai Card Matric(Peraturan Baru) untuk ke masjid menyebabkan student lain reply memo H**** menyatakan ketidakpuasan hati mereka
Peraturan yang cukup tidak disenangi ini merupakan student wajib memakai/mengantung Card Matric di leher tidak kira walau kemana pun student berada as long berada dalam UMP.
Ini peraturan yang tidak boleh dipakai dan diterima oleh majority student UMP.
Isues yang dipertikaikan adalah pemakaian Card Matric di waktu bersukan (cm bodo je), solat ke masjid(kes H****), memancing(walaupun xde kolam di UMP), naik moto(takut accident), mana MPP(tido kot,dh la YB pendek), Card staff (staff pn xpki) dan pakguard xde keje lain ke?(kecurian semua xdibendung).
Sesetengah Pakguard juga menggunakan bahasa dan tingkah laku yang cukup biadab untuk menyuruh para pelajar mematuhi peraturan yang bengong ini seperti tengking student, teguran yang kasar dan saman berjumlah RM50(Saksinya adalah Funkyarea owner :))
Ini gambaran E-community yang 'DOWN' disebabkan lambakan memo student

Marvelous Chelsea

Chelsea have unbeaten home run record to 75 matches after they winning again over Reading yesterday
What a MARVELOUS header form a Michael Ballack
Even though many absent star player like Didier drogba, Frank Lampark, Micheal Essien, Obi Mikel, and John Terry, their still winning the game more easily than the narrow scoreline might guess..
"This is the sign to the Manchester United and Arsenal for their strength",say Funkyarea blogspot owner(hehe)
For more information..click for this link Ballack Superb Header

British English vs Malaysia English

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is
simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in
your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for
you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments
ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter
through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the
issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to
concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I
know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

Doa to be Rich, Glorius and etc

This is doa to be RICH, GLORIUS and etc
Whether in this life or afterlife..InsyaAllah
Hope we all can be rich like Lim Goh Tong(hehe) and glorius like Rasulullah SWT..
Amin

Just A Joke

"Hello?"

Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!

What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?"

No, this is 486-5713.... .

Sorry, wrong number!!!!!!!!

First Post la..

Hello WORLD
This is my first post in FUNKY AREA
Don't worry cause this post will not be my last post like another blog.hehe
Hope the Funky Area give valuable experience for me and for the readers of my blog
Thank You